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Ticket, Please

Six engineers and six mathematicians are attending a conference and are traveling by train. One by one, each of the mathematicians goes up to the ticket counter and buys a …

Sound of a Kiss And Slap

A young Programmer and his Project Manager board a train headed through the mountains on its way to Wichita. They can find no place to sit except for two seats …

American Soldier And English Woman

An American soldier, serving in World War II, had just returned from several weeks of intense action on the German front lines. He had finally been granted R&R and was …

Native Tongue

A few years ago, I decided to visit my brother who was stationed in Germany. I assumed that most Germans would speak English. But I found that many people spoke …

Cellphone Etiquette

After a tiring day, a young lady settled down in her local train seat and closed her eyes. As the train rolled out of the station, the guy sitting next …

3 Boys and Girl In The Train

In a train compartment, there are 3 men and a ravishing young girl. The young girl proposes, “If each of you will give me $1.00, I will show you my …

Santa In Train

Santa was traveling in a train. The ticket collector came and asked him to show his ticket. Santa politely asked, “Which one should I show, the one in my right …