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God Will Save Me

There is a town in France, which was flooding. Some people escaped to the roof of the church. The priest, however, stayed and said, “Let God come.” Someone came to …

I Have to Whisper

A mother took her little boy to church. While in church the little boy said, “Mommy, I have to pee.” The mother said to the little boy, “It’s not appropriate to …

Usher And Elderly Woman

The friendly usher at the country church greeted the elderly woman visitor at the door and helped her up the steps. “Where would you like to sit?” he asked politely. …

I Must Be Drunk

A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks. After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt pocket, then …

Hearing Problem Test

A man goes to the doctor and complains that his wife cant hear him. How bad is it? the doctor asks. I have no idea, the husband says. Well, please …

The Story Of Naked Truth

According to a 19th century legend, the Truth and the Lie meet one day. The Lie says to the Truth: “It’s a marvellous day today”! The Truth looks up to …

Successful Engineer Story: Knowing Where

There was an engineer who had an exceptional gift for fixing all things mechanical. After serving his company loyally for over 30 years, he happily retired. Many years later the …

The Farmer and The Pigs

A farmer had five female pigs. Times were hard, so he decided to take them to the county fair and sell them: At the fair, he met another Farmer who …

No Drink to The Bartender

A drunk walks into a bar and says to the bartender (with a drunken slur); “Bartender, buy everyone in the house a drink, pour yourself one, and give me the …

Cooking Lesson

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband came into the kitchen. “Careful,” he said, “Careful! Put in some more oil! Oh my …