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Screen Saver

Bill Gates goes to purgatory. St. Peter says, “Now Bill, you have done some good things, and you have done some bad things. Now I am going to let you …

Quality Brain

The patient’s family gathered to hear what the specialists had to say. “Things don’t look good. The only chance is a brain transplant. This is an experimental procedure. It might …

Pope’s Disease

A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to a priest. The man’s tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a …

What Kind of Cake Did You Make

A newlywed couple moves into their new house. One day the husband comes home from work and his wife says, “Honey, you know, in the upstairs bathroom one of the …

Cheating

Paddy and his two friends are talking at a bar. His first friend says: “I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician.The other day I came home …

What Did You Do Edna!

Jim and Edna are both mental patients. One day Jim jumps into the swimming pool but, doesn’t come up for air. Quick as a flash, Edna sees her friend in …

Mortal Fear

David received a parrot for his birthday. The parrot was fully grown with a bad attitude and worse vocabulary. Every other word was an obscenity. Those that weren’t expletives, were …

Truths

A young man and a young woman were soon to be married, but they both had a problem they had never told anyone else about. The man approached his father …

Oh My God!

H – “Hello?” W – “Honey, it’s me. Are you at the club?” H – “Yes.” W – “Great! I am at the mall two blocks from where you are. …

Inspiring Husband

At St. Peter’s Catholic Church in Toronto , they have weekly husband’s marriage seminars. At the session last week, the priest asked Giuseppe, who said he was approaching his 50th …