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Golden Rat

A man walked into a antique store and looking around saw a golden rat. When he picked it up to look at it, he discovered that it was very heavy. …

Courtroom Talk

Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for pulse? A: No. Q: Did you check for blood pressure? A: No. Q: Did you check for breathing? A: …

Can I Take His Place?

An attorney telephoned the governor just after midnight, insisting that he talk to him regarding a matter of utmost urgency. An aide eventually agreed to wake up the governor. “So, …

Sleep In The Barn

A lawyer and two friends, a Rabbi and a Hindu holy man, had car trouble in the countryside and asked to spend the night with a farmer. The farmer said, …

A Polish Man Had Married a Canadian Girl

A Polish man had married a Canadian girl after he had been in Canada for a year or so and although his English was far from perfect, the couple got …

Get Money To Heaven

A stingy old lawyer who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness was determined to prove wrong the saying, “You can’t take it with you.” After much thought and consideration, …

Charity Comes Calling

A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town’s most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade …

Big Man In A Small Town

Joe grew up in a small town, then moved away to attend college and law school. He decided to come back to the small town because he could be a …

A Lawyer’s Inscription

A lawyer named “Strange” was shopping for a tombstone. After he had made his selection, the stonecutter asked him what inscription he would like on it. “Here lies an honest …

Lawyer’s Dog

A lawyer’s dog, running about unleashed, beelines for the local butcher shop and steals a roast off the counter. The butcher goes to the lawyer’s office and asks, “if a …