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Choose A Husband

A store that sells husbands has just opened where a woman may go to choose a husband from among many men. The store is composed of 6 floors, and the …

Life Insurance of the Husband

Larry’s barn burned down and his wife, Susan, called the insurance company. Susan spoke to the insurance agent and said, “We had that barn insured for fifty thousand, and I …

Payday

A man left for work one Friday afternoon. But it was payday, so instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with the boys and spending his …

Life is Mutual

“It is important for men to remember that, as women grow older, it becomes harder for them to maintain the same quality of housekeeping as when they were younger. When …

Fresh Air

A man celebrating his 100th birthday was asked by a reporter how he had managed to live so long: The man contemplated that question and looked over at his wife. …

Proving a Point To her Husband

A woman was walking down the street when she was accosted by a homeless woman who asked her for a couple of dollars for dinner: The woman took out her …

What Kind of Cake Did You Make

A newlywed couple moves into their new house. One day the husband comes home from work and his wife says, “Honey, you know, in the upstairs bathroom one of the …

Bad Luck

A woman’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day, when he came …

After the Honeymoon

A couple returns from their honeymoon refusing to speak to each other. The groom’s best friend takes him aside and asks what’s wrong. “Well,” replies the man, “when we finished …

Cooking Lesson

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband came into the kitchen. “Careful,” he said, “Careful! Put in some more oil! Oh my …