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The Old Woman and the Banker

An old lady went to a bank intending to withdraw money… The old lady handed her bank card to a bank teller and said, “I would like to withdraw $500.” …

Horse Wants Horseshoes

A woman goes out shopping with her husband and spots a pair of shoes she likes and must have… The husband says, “No f*cking chance love, They’re too expensive!” Later …

Tattooed Old Lady

An old woman walks into a tattoo shop, looks directly at the artist and says “I want to get a tattoo”. The artist hesitantly replies “Well, ok where would you …

Cowboy Couple’s First Night

One day a young cowboy and cowgirl decided to get married. He was a man of the world. She was an innocent bride with no experience. After the wedding, they …

Little Johnny Was In Class

Little Johnny was in class and the teacher announced that they were going to try something different to help everyone get to know each other a little better and to help with …

Old Couple Joke

A senior couple decides to try v*agra for the first time ever. They have an incredible night together. In the morning, the wife asks her husband at breakfast time, “Would …

Choose A Husband

A store that sells husbands has just opened where a woman may go to choose a husband from among many men. The store is composed of 6 floors, and the …

Gynecologist And Auto Repair

Hoping to try another career where skillful hands would be beneficial, he decided to become a mechanic. He went to the local technical college, signed up for evening classes, attended …

The Clearance Bird

A lady walks into a pet store. She sees a beautiful parrot with a sign on its cage: $10 The lady asks the pet shop owner, “Why so cheap?” The …

Watch Out for The Wall Please!!!

A funeral service is held for a woman who just passed away. As the pallbearers carry the casket out, they accidentally bump into a wall. They hear a faint moan. …