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Good Eyes

This woman rushes to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all strung out. She rattles off, “Doctor, take a look at me. When I woke up this morning, …

Treating A Cold

When Pat and Mike met each other on the street one day, Pat noticed that Mike had a terrible cold. “Have you seen a doctor about that cold?” he asked. …

Art That Sells

An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any recent interest in his paintings, which happened to be on display. “I have good news and bad news,” the …

The Bug

A man is sitting at home one night. Suddenly, there’s a loud knock at the door. The man opens the door to find a six-foot beetle standing at the doorstep. …

The Diagnosis

A man hasn’t been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a complete checkup. Afterward the doctor comes in with the results. “I’m afraid I have some very …

Fast And Inexpensive Diagnosis

One day, Pete complained to his friend, “My elbow really hurts. I guess I should see a doctor.” His friend said, “Don’t do that. There’s a computer at the drug …

Unorthodox Methods

A man walks into his doctor’s office and puts a note on the table for the doctor to read. It said, “I can’t talk! Help me!” The doctor nodded sagely, …

A Big Glass Of Water

A man goes to the doctor and tells him that he hasn’t been feeling well. The doctor examines him, leaves the room and comes back with three different bottles of …

Hearing Problem Test

A man goes to the doctor and complains that his wife cant hear him. How bad is it? the doctor asks. I have no idea, the husband says. Well, please …

A Hearing Problem

An elderly gentleman had been experiencing serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a …