The Clearance Bird

A lady walks into a pet store.

She sees a beautiful parrot with a sign on its cage: $10

The lady asks the pet shop owner, “Why so cheap?”

The owner says “This bird used to live in a brothel, so he says a lot of inappropriate things.”

The lady can’t pass up the deal and decides to get the bird anyway.

She gets the bird home and the first thing the bird says is “Finally cleaned up this dump, and the new madam isn’t bad looking.”

The lady finds it amusing.

Her two teen daughters get home and the bird says “New wh*res in the house, business will be booming tonight.”

The girls are shocked but laugh it off.

A few hours later the woman’s husband gets home and the bird says “Hey Jim.”