Hercules, Snow White And The Hunchback

One day, Hercules, Snow White and the Quazzimoto (Hunchback of Notre Dame) were in a bar, drinking and talking.

Hercules, feeling as brave as usual, spoke up first.

“I bet I am the strongest man in the world,” he said.

Snow White looked around and said, “Well, I bet that I am the most beautiful person in the world.”

Quazzimoto looked around, hung his head and quietly said, “I suppose that I am the ugliest man in the world.”

An old man, who’d been listening in on the conversation, had an idea to help prove or disprove the claims.

“There is a psychic on top of that hill out there,” he said, pointing toward the door. “Why don’t you each go up there and ask her yourself?”

The three friends agreed, and hiked to the top of the hill. Hercules went in first and came out a few minutes later.

“I was right. I am the strongest man in the world!” he exclaimed.

Snow White went in next, and exited five minutes later.

“I was also right. I am the most beautiful person in the world!” she said.

Finally, it was Quazzimoto’s turn. He went in and after a few minutes, he came out scratching his head. He looked up at his friends with a confused look.

“Who’s Dennis Rodman?”