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The Old Woman and the Banker

An old lady went to a bank intending to withdraw money… The old lady handed her bank card to a bank teller and said, “I would like to withdraw $500.” …

Goat’s Bad Luck

Two West Australian rednecks were out hunting, and as they were walking along when they came upon a huge hole in the ground. They approached it and were amazed at …

Horse Wants Horseshoes

A woman goes out shopping with her husband and spots a pair of shoes she likes and must have… The husband says, “No f*cking chance love, They’re too expensive!” Later …

Tattooed Old Lady

An old woman walks into a tattoo shop, looks directly at the artist and says “I want to get a tattoo”. The artist hesitantly replies “Well, ok where would you …

Testament

An old farmer died leaving his 17 horses to his 3 sons. When his sons opened up the will it read: “My eldest son should get 1/2 (half) of total …

Cowboy Couple’s First Night

One day a young cowboy and cowgirl decided to get married. He was a man of the world. She was an innocent bride with no experience. After the wedding, they …

Little Johnny Was In Class

Little Johnny was in class and the teacher announced that they were going to try something different to help everyone get to know each other a little better and to help with …

Old Couple Joke

A senior couple decides to try v*agra for the first time ever. They have an incredible night together. In the morning, the wife asks her husband at breakfast time, “Would …

Be Shared Fifty Fifty

A man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at a fast food place. He noticed that they had ordered just one meal, and as he watched, the older …

The Wind And The Sun Story

Long, long ago, the wind and the sun were talking to each other. They could not decide who was stronger than the other. To answer the question, they agreed to …